1.
i go to dinner with my aunts last week. i think i am pretty grown up and cool. i see something branzino on the menu. i am shocked when a plate of fish is put in front of my face. i honestly believed it would be steak.

2.
i am in a cell phone focus group (gotta make those guaps). they show a prototype of a dual screen phone. i say, “wow, it looks like a nintendo ds”. it is one moment later when i realize the “ds” in that title probably stands for dual screen. note: i have owned one for well over a year.

3.
i had no idea that christian bale was anything other than home-grown american until the oscar red carpet on 2/27/11.

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